Did you break a hip when you fell from heaven?
Get your cardigan, sweetheart, you've pulled.
Hi cutie - do I come here often?
Chat up lines for old people
by ballistic 7 Replies latest jw friends
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katiekitten
Well you managed to kill that thread, Ballistic.
Whats pink and wrinkly and hangs out your grandads undies?
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Your Grandma.
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Englishman
Fancy an earth moving experience, granma?
Psst...I got St Vitus' dance..
Englishman.
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ballistic
Is that a hernia in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
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katiekitten
U killed it!
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ballistic
No I haven't!
I'm just warming up for when I get to go on a "club 70 - 90" or a "SAGA" (Sex And Games for the Aged) holiday
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katiekitten
Ballistic if you are looking to impregnate, you are aiming for the wrong market by about 40 years.
But I still find you strangely attractive.
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ballistic
Well, thanks Katie, I think!!!
I just thought I would get a head of the game.