This is an old joke, but I thought some levity was appropriate.
WWJD
Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the initials
really stand for "What would Jesus drive?"
One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because
"the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a
Fury."
But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The
passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and
terrify them with your Storm."
Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are
warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast."
Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible
passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills."
Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler: "Joshua's
Triumph was heard throughout the land."
Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk
about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ
tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..." Thus following their Master's lead, the Apostles car-pooled in a Honda ...."The Apostles were in one Accord."