from the notes of "incognita".........
Saturdays talk, Return to the Shepherd of your Souls, was basically a 20 minute talk applied to those who've drifted or are drifting away; the basic jist was that we're all losers and that we'd better get reactivated and have a renewed vitality for the truth because without it, directly quoting "incognita", "Our Life is Empty and Meaningless and we'll have no joy".
Inactive ones need the help of the elders because we're sinners and have lost our love for Gee-hobah. (So much for them not being able to read hearts.) We have simply lost our zeal, and got carried away with the anxieties of life. And maybe we feel uncomfortable comming back to the hall. HERE IS THE COUNSEL TO THE ELDERS---------'YOU ARE TO GIVE THESE ONES A WARM WELCOME WHEN THEY COME BACK TO THE HALL"
Apparently, then they had a brother up there relaying an introspective moment talking to himself saying he has no friends and he misses the meetings and his spiritual food, and how kind the elders are to stop by and give him the latest releases from the convention and that they must really love him after a year of not going to meetings, the usual tripe of portraying everyone on the outside of the organization as lost and alone without their guidance.
Of course, at the end of his introspection, he's decides to go back.........TODAY.
Cue the robotic clapping..........
Cue the next speaker........
......."incognita".......