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A biker from Berlin whose penis was ripped off in a freak motorcycling accident has had a new one made from a muscle in his arm.Michael Gruber's penis was ripped off by the petrol tank of his 900cc Honda when it crashed into a tree.
The 37-year-old has had months of surgery. He can now urinate properly and has a full sex life with his girlfriend.
He said: "I flew out of the curve and smashed against a tree. I was squashed between the tank and the seat. The tank was ripped off, and with it my penis.
"It was agony, I looked down and it was gone and then I don't remember any more because I passed out."
He added: "The doctors made me a new penis from the muscle tissue in my lower left arm."
Surgeons connected a tube inside the muscle to his bladder so he can urinate properly. He is also able to get an erection.
"I feel like a real man again," Mr Gruber told the German TV documentary programme, Blitz.
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