A Favorite Song of 7-12 Year Old Boys (caution)

by Big Jim 3 Replies latest jw friends

  • Big Jim
    Big Jim

    (I must admit I like some of Eminems stuff also)


    May I have your attention please?
    May I have your attention please?
    Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
    I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
    We're gonna have a problem here

    Y'all act like ya never seen a white person before
    Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
    And started whooping her ass worse than before
    They first were divorce, throwin’ her over furniture (Ahh!)
    It's the return of the..."Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
    he just didn't say what I think he did, did he?"
    And Dr. Dre said...
    Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!(Ha-ha!)
    Feminist women love Eminem
    Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
    Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
    Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though
    Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
    But no worse than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
    Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
    But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
    My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
    And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
    And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
    And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
    Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
    By the time they hit fourth grade
    They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
    We ain't nothing but mammals
    Well, some of us cannibals
    Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
    But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
    Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
    But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
    Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

    I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?
    Please stand up, please stand up
    Cuz I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?
    Please stand up, please stand up

    Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records
    Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
    You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
    Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
    "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
    Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here
    So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
    Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
    So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
    And hear them argue over who she gave head to first
    You little bitch, put me on Blast on MTV
    "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
    I should download her audio on MP3
    And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
    I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
    All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you
    And there's a million of us just like me
    Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
    Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
    And just might be the next best thing but not quite me!


    I'm like a head trip to listen to cuz I'm only giving you
    Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
    The only difference is I got the balls to say it
    In front of y'all and I don't gotta be frost or sugar coated at all
    I just get on a mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it
    I just shitted better than 90 percent of you rappers out there
    Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
    It's funny cuz at the rate I'm going when I'm 30
    I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
    Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
    And I’m jerkin’ but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
    And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
    He could be working at Burger King spitting on your onion rings
    Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming I don't give a fuck!
    With his windows down and his system up
    So, will the real Shady please stand up?
    And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
    And be proud to be outta ya mind and outta control
    And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?


    Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
    Fuck it, let's all stand up

  • Francois

    OK, OK, but what I wanna know is does anyone on this site know all the words to "Last Night I Stayed at Home and Masturbated" sung to the tune from the overature to Aida?

    Where it is a duty to worship the Sun you can be sure that a study of the laws of heat is a crime.

  • Caole

    Hey Francoise...I don't know the words, but I found them here... http://www.gthhh.com/hymnal/hym116.htm

  • peaceloveharmony

    reading salon.com today came across this article about eminem:

    Eminem to shoot movie in Detroit

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    July 25, 2001 | DETROIT (AP) --

    Eminem helped put Detroit's rap scene on the map. Now, he's putting it on the silver screen.

    A drama loosely based on Marshall Mathers III's experience as a suburban Detroit hip-hop singer who became a superstar, temporarily named "Untitled Detroit Project," will begin shooting in and around the city in September.

    Imagine Films, producing the movie for distribution through Universal Studios, will open a Detroit production office in early August, the Detroit Free Press reported Wednesday.

    The newspaper quoted unnamed sources close to the production, but said a Universal Studios spokesman confirmed it.

    Eminem, a Grammy-winning rapper who has been widely criticized for his violent lyrics about gays and women, will star in the movie.

    Michigan Film Office Director Janet Lockwood said she has no official confirmation that the movie will be filmed in Detroit, but said her talks with producer Greg Goodman and director Curtis Hanson have been very positive.

    The film could be released by next summer, accompanied by a soundtrack album with at least four new songs written by Eminem and Dr. Dre, as well as rerecorded versions of Eminem hits.

    The film and soundtrack also are expected to feature an appearance by rap group D12, of which Eminem is a member.

    Representatives of Eminem did not return calls to discuss the film.

    "Untitled Detroit Project" would be the first major-studio film to spend substantial time filming in Detroit since "Out of Sight," a crime drama starring George Clooney and Jennifer Lopez, shot in the city in 1997.

    . http://www.salon.com/ent/wire/2001/07/25/eminem/index.html

    "If God has spoken, why is the world not convinced?"
    ..........Percy Bysshe Shelley, English poet (1792-1822)

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