LATEST!!!.....WT/Awake to be published yearly only!!

ScoobySnax

.....and meetin's to be held 2 yearly, Conventions to be held 5 yearly and door2door to be done at every eclipse of the sun only. Fantastic news from the latest Kingdom Ministry. Magazine routes are also to be replaced by offering the householders with the latest pirate copy of the new StarWars film. I have the latest copy of Our Kingdom Ministry in Punjabi to prove it, will scan it soon...........
Rejoice
Scoob
stillajwexelder

Well thanks now I know my chain is being truly yanked
FMZ

Also, contributions will only be accepted in Monopoly money from now on.
FMZ
Valis

Scoob, i also heard that Brothers and Sisters may go door to door in fancy dress!
Sincerely,
District overbeer
ScoobySnax

dats nothing.......latest on the circuit is, that whilst MJ might be falling, none other than Tina Turner has joined the Governing Body, apparently Prince was rejected on purple clothes (thats so 80's) violation grounds
Apparently
Scoob
Valis

apparently Prince was rejected on purple clothes violation grounds.....

I thought it was a doctrinal issue involving P Control...
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
ScoobySnax

Valis.....maybe you have the Somalia Kingdom Ministry and not my Punjabi version........lets try and both sing from the same songsheet here please, for the love of God.