Brainstorming Ideas for brutally destroying your WT publications

by Nosferatu 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    Okay, there were a few good ways for destroying your old publications in my other thread (the colt 45 was great) and of course there's the usual burnings.

    Let's brainstorm some creative ways for taking your anger out on these publications so the newbies can have some fun!

    - Tape porn over your WT Videos and return it to the WTS telling them it's defective (okay, that's not destroying it, but it's fun!)

    - Take your WT tapes and videos with you on a trip down the highway. While you're speed is up, start pulling the tape out of the cartridge and let the wind suck it out (you'll have to disable the lock on the video tapes for this to work)

    - Throw WT tapes and CDs onto a busy street and watch the cars run over them

    - Blow your load and place used condoms in the "Your Youth" book, especially the chapter on masturbation.

    - Put "Daily Text" and a cup of water in your blender and turn it on. Voila, paper mache! Perfect for making sculptures of Godzilla.

    - Take the evolution book camping, lay it in the woods, and pee on it everytime you have to go.

    - While your camping, drop some of those shitty brochures down the hole in the outhouse. They'll get shit on by many people.

    -Tie the NWT to the back of your truck, go down a dirt road and see how long it takes for it to disappear.

    More suggestions would be cool!

  • Valis
    Valis

    tear the pages out, hilight the stupid stuff and mail them back individually to a Kingdom Hall, consecutively of course..

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu
    tear the pages out, hilight the stupid stuff and mail them back individually to a Kingdom Hall, consecutively of course..

    To do that, I wouldn't waste money on stamps. Just use those postage paid envelopes from credit card companies

  • mamas
    mamas

    u dont think thats takin it a little far? these people believe in their religion as strongly as you dont believe it. it kinda goes both ways.

  • kaykay_mp
    kaykay_mp

    Two words:

    Public bookburning.

    Four more words:

    On the local news.

    laters

    kaykay_mp

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    Go for a dump, wipe your ass with the pages and flush them down the toilet

  • ColdRedRain
    ColdRedRain

    Keep it and save it for incriminating evidence later on.

  • gaiagirl
    gaiagirl

    Regarding burning books, a t-shirt and bumpersticker comes to mind which reads "First they burn books, then they burn people". Like most members of this forum, I feel that JW's are completely wrong in their teaching, and that they are hypocrites when they claim to follow the teachings of Jesus as well. Most of the members of non-christian beliefs follow the teachings of Jesus better than do JW's. However, they do have a right to their beliefs, even if ignorant and/or erroneous. Some of these comments make me think the literature is a surrogate for JW's themselves. I just gave away my library of bound volumes, sold the thick "Aid Book" and newer two volume replacement (already forgot the name, HA!) at a used book store (got a surprisingly high price for it as well), and discarded the remainder. For me, the best revenge is a recovered happy life.

  • avengers
    avengers

    Take this copy of the Watchtower and put it in toilets all over the world.

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