If Paris Hilton were a dub:
Her "contrevertial film" would be of that putting her hand in the back pocket of another brother repeatedly.
Her service car would be a special made 4 door Ferrari.
She would date some poor brother from the inner city or poor ruals for a month just to break his heart then get her elder dad to get him reprooved when he bitches about it.
Waaaiiit a minute. That's how normal dub girls act regardless!!!!!
He punches out apostates at the convention.
He kicks unruly pit bulls at people's doors.
When he's disfellowshipped for smoking a cigar at work, he lights up another cigar, blows the smoke in the elder's face and punches them right after.
He yells during talks on masturbation. "It's a sin to be playing with your bodies before you're married, young brothers and and sisters!!!!"
He would clearly overtake Ted Jaracz as the most annoying JW in the world.
He would get drunk before every talk, and every talk will have a reference to Greek mythology.
He would be at first, a good looking brother with an enchanting talking style, but as he got older, he would get chubby.
He would constantly get DF'ed for his many affairs with many sisters.
He would whip his penis out at a DC talk.