Jesus Christ, you silly knucklehead, you cost me a relationship and now you cost me a friendship. It's funny that people still think you have power and you've been dead for 2000 years.
You know what happens when people call Jesus a WANKER?!
You get to call him a wanker AGAIN!!!
What did he ever do to you, you ignorant "piss-christ"?
Kindly bear in mind that whether you believe him to be an imaginary literary creation or not, some of us deem him a personal friend...
Projecting the crumby actions of extant humanbeings onto someone who likely had nothing to do with said actions (and may even have condemned them) is incongruous.
Oh, and love the music on your blog, btw...