Things you can only say at Thanksgiving!

by teejay 4 Replies latest jw friends

  • teejay
    teejay

    1. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

    2. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

    3. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

    4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

    5. Just wait your turn, you'll get some.

    6. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

    7. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

    8. I'm in the mood for dark meat.

    9. Talk about huge breasts!

    10. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

    11. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

    12. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

    13. Don't play with your meat.

    14. How long will it take after you stick it in?

    15. You still have a little bit on your chin.

    16. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?

  • Granny Linda
    Granny Linda

    Too funny.

    GL

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    Funny!

  • Sassy
    Sassy

    oh.. I don't know.. I can think of one of that list I say every day..

  • Tim Horton
    Tim Horton

    Happy Thanksgiving! I haven't celebrated it yet, so I'm still a newbie to this one. panther

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