In the toilet

by kaykay_mp 5 Replies latest jw friends

  • kaykay_mp
    kaykay_mp

    just felt that I really needed to share this with you guys; tell me
    whether or not this is funny...

    Just a few minutes ago I was taking a bathroom break at my school and
    all the stalls were full except one.

    So I go in and there is a WT tract about Hellfire (in Spanish) floating
    in the commode. Seeing that the other stalls were full, I had one of
    two choices: take the tract out with my bare hands and spare the
    respect of the well meaning person who handed it out, or spare the
    respect of the person who tossed it in in the first place and do my
    business on it.

    Well, I *really* had to go. And when you've gotta go, you've gotta
    go...

    laters
    kaykay_mp

  • Brummie
    Brummie

    It is too darn funny, we once had a talk called "Putting the water hose on hell" and it came to mind as I read that, gave a new twist to it.

    Brummie

  • hubert
    hubert

    Too bad the tract wasn't dry...You could have used it as toilet paper.

    Can you get disfellowshipped for that?

    Hubert

  • Brummie
    Brummie

    lol, wiping you're ass on a spiritual provision MUST be a disfellowshipping offence! Everything else is.

    Brummiw

  • DanTheMan
    DanTheMan

    ah, never mind, was trying to be funny but it didn't really fit.

  • Tim Horton
    Tim Horton

    Oh my Gosh, that's so bad, but so freakin hilarious. LOL Panther

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