Points to Ponder
Someone e-mailed these to me and I thought I'd pass them on.
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
I am in shape. Round is a shape.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
An optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimest fears this is true.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Some of those are pretty funny!