Yes, that's right, you heard it here first.
I was in Montreal on the weekend, and on Sunday, my family toured the fabulous Notre Dame Bassilica - it is truly an unbelieveable building. Anyway, five o'clock approached and they started shoeing out the visitors so that they wouldn't scare God away from the serious Catholics. Apparently, he's very timid. We decided to stay for the show, and even though it was in French, it was pretty impressive. We nicked out just before the collection plate came around - I'm not that liberal. Then we went for supper at Celine Dione's restaurant.
So, when my mother asks if we got to a meeting on the weekend, I can honestly reply - "sort of".