KERRY GETS A MAKE OVER TO MAKE HIM LOOK NORMAL, OMPA DE DOO
kerry gets a make over for the debates
The orange tanning shit he put on his face didn't work. He now looks like an undertaker who put on orange tanning shit. Sorta of like "Lurch" (from the Addams Family) who wandered into a pumpkin patch and indulged too much!
OOOMPA-LUMPA-OOOPITY-DOO. I have an ORANGE liar for you....
he looks like the Great Pumpkin. Do u think that stuff will run when he starts to sweat?
There are no more debates in American politics. Now, it's preapproved questions by both parties from pre-approved moderators and audience members.
My Format for the debates:
200 Undecided voters select their three major issues for the election. The top seven are selected and placed on a board behind the candidates and revealed one at a time during the debate. Each candidate may give five-minute answers to the problem, with the opponent allowed one follow-up question. Alternating order of responses, coin toss winner 30 min. before debate selectes order.
Candidates will ask each other questions in turn and allow for a three-minute response. Coin toss winner 30 min. before debate determines order.
Two Lincoln-Douglas Debates, with the resolutions: "George W. Bush should be President" and "John F. Kerry should be President"
Coin toss three hours before debate, winner picks first resolution. Then the two debates successively.
In case you've forgotten the LD format:
6 min Affirmative constructive
3 min cross examination by Negative
7 min Negative constructive
3 min cross examination by Affirmative
4 min 1st Affirmative Rebuttal
6 min Negative Rebuttal
3 min 2nd Affirmative Rebuttal
Badger, of the All-State Debate Team class
Who is the other dude in the pic above?
Whyn't they get them to duel it out w those old fashioned pistols? Instant election results, no questions about who won. But that wouldn't be skull&bonsely, would it?