blonde joke

by stillajwexelder 3 Replies latest jw friends

  • stillajwexelder

    A Blonde enters a store that sells curtains(drapes). She tells the salesman,"I
    would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
    The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink
    curtains. He shows her several
    patterns, but the blond seems to be having a hard time choosing.
    Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then
    asks what size curtains she needs.
    The blond promptly replies, "fifteen inches."
    "Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what
    room are they for?"
    The blond tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her
    computer monitor.
    The surprised salesman replies, "but Miss, computers do not need curtains!"
    The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo . I've got Windoooooows!"

  • xenawarrior

    I don't get it

  • bikerchic
    I don't get it

    LMAO!!!! xw I have some swamp land in Florida I would love to sell ya.....................

    Funny joke and I thought by now I had heard all the blond jokes, LMAO! Bwahhhhaaaaa!


  • Joe Bloggs
    Joe Bloggs


    Prove that the windows exist then I will give you the curtains.


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