An apology to GermanxJW

by dmouse 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • dmouse
    dmouse

    Hi Jens!

    Remember I 'scoffed' (JW word of derision) at you because you brought anti-mosquito stuff to the UK?

    Well, last week I was bit to buggery by the bloody things in Leicester.

    Must be global warming or something but they are here now. Strange I haven't heard or read anything about it, while the wasp plague got big time news reports.

    Hope you are doing well,

    regards,

    Dean

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    dmouse, have you got any wasp repelant? This summer's been a nightmare! And now, they're getting drowsy, they're getting downright dangerous with a capital D. PLUS, I just killed the biggest spider you have ever seen. Small spiders (up to about the size of 10p) live. Anything bigger with eight legs which doesn't pay rent, I'm afraid even this animal lover has my limits.

  • dmouse
    dmouse

    My bro-in-law bought one of these and says it works a treat!:

    http://shopping.lycos.co.uk/4288en2394137.html

    (electronic fly swatter)

  • GermanXJW
    GermanXJW

    Hi Dean,

    Good to hear from you. Nice thread. LOL

    I am very relieved now cause my action did make at least some sense.

    :-)

    J.

  • GermanXJW
    GermanXJW

    Okay, I admit: it was me who brought the mosquito eggs with me. Customes almost got me - but now they are on you isle. :-))))

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Where can I get a woman repellent?

    They're always trying to nibble me. My ears (and other bits) are quite pink now.

    Englishman.

  • avengers
    avengers

    Hey E-Man!

    Good to see you up and running.

    GermanxJW. Next time we won't laugh at you when you bring repellant to the UK.

    Nice to hear from all of you again.

    Andy

  • GermanXJW
    GermanXJW

    @E-man: In Germany we have a repellant called "Zeckenschutz" which means "Tick Protection".

    But if you change the 'e' to an 'i' it is "Zickenschutz" which means "Bitch Protection".

    Hope that helps. ;-)

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    GJW, can you send some of that Zickenschutz over?

  • dmouse
    dmouse
    Zickenschutz

    LOL. yeah, I need some to spray on me to protect me from my ex.

    In fact I think there's a huge market for this stuff!!!!

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