Federal law demands that there's equal time in all election campaiigns :)
10: Both have been on both sides of various issues.
9: Both are known for looking goofy in a suit and tie
8: Both have a tendancy to rip money off of old widows.
7: Both are Northeastern institutions that use scare tactics to get people to follow them
6: Both rely on the mantra of "Where will you go if you abandon us?".
5: Both are found on the street corner dodging critical questions.
4: Both are pseudo religioius.
3: Both lie about their wartime pasts.
2: Both have former supporters they demonize when they dare question their motives.
And finally, number one......
1: Both want to curry favor with France via the UN!