Definitions:
Dubya: the current (and hopefully one term) President of the United States, George Dubya Bush
Jubya: the typical active male Jehovah?s Witness
10. They don?t like to pay their fair share of taxes
9. They avoided military service
8. They have nice suits for meetings
7. They both should be counseled on ?gestures?
6. Their kids have been caught getting drunk, but it was swept under the carpet
5. Their brothers are planning on becoming Elders too
4. They support the spread of outrageous lies about their Opponents
3. Their Dads were Elders too
2. They both believe what they are saying but don?t really understand it
1. They are both governed by a bunch of old men who believe in a New World Order, which most of the world disagree with