Take the Terrorist Test and see if you got what it takes to be Al Quaeda

by dolphman 9 Replies latest social relationships

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  dolphman

  Here's a simple test given to all aspiring Terrorist. See if you'd qualify.

  Q: You're sitting in Barnes and Noble and you come across a book entitled "the Satanic Verses". Do you...

  1. Put the book back on the shelf and find something else to read.
  2. Pray to Allah that the sinful author be forgiven for being so ignorant.
  3. Pray to Allah that the sinful author be struck down and killed immediately, God willing.
  4. Behead the manager of Barne's and Noble, posting his severed head on all your friends websites.

  Q: You're nation has just been ridden of a cruel tyrant. Do you..

  1. Celebrate with joy.
  2. Celebrate with joy, then ridicule your liberator because your Mullah said so.
  3. Shoot at your liberators because you are unemployed and have nothing better to do. Besides, your Mullah said to do it.
  4. Behead a jewish guy because he's jewish. Wait, what does that have to do with anything?

  Q: A car bomb goes off in your neighboorhood. Do you...

  1. Seek revenge on those who commited the atrocity.
  2. Denounce Americans, who did not carry out the bombing.
  3. Find American bodies and drag them through your neighboorhood for fun.
  4. Behead the journalist sent to cover the explosion, because doing so is God's will. Plus, you have a friend who runs a cool jihad website and could use the hits.

  Q: You're hanging around Riyadh and you come across a blood knife. Do you...

  1. Turn it into the Saudi police for fingerprint analysis.
  2. Practice carving pumpkins, God willing
  3. Behead the nearest infidel supplying you with electrical power.
  4. Behead the nearest infidel supplying you with electrical power and put pictures of it up on your friends cool jihad website.

  Q: Osama Bin Laden comes over for a barbecue. He propositions you for sex. Do you...

  1. Denounce him for the being the pervert he is
  2. Wonder if having sex with Osama could lead to a promotion and further your ascent up the corporate cave ladder.
  3. Let Osama have his way with you and "take one for the team",
  4. Behead yourself, God Willing.

  If your answers include the number 4, then you are a certifiable terrorist. Congradulations on passing the test. Now, go behead someone.
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  Double Edge

  Soooooo much truth in humor.
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  Satanus

  2. Practice carving pumpkins, God willing

  The rest is funny too.

  S
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  SixofNine

  Is this some kinda trick? All the correct answers are number 4
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  ThiChi

  LOL. Points well taken too. Your intellect and humor are a very welcome addition to this site.
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  Eddy

  There are only Number 4 answers. What a stupid test ! I'm one of those who recommand only American Airlines. Because they deliver you directly into your office.
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  Flash

  Funny and a sad commentary on our times! I hope your Thread isn't censored as politicly incorrect 'hate speech.'
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  Eddy

  Let's have a coffee. If it is politically incorrect to hate terrorists, then it will be even politically incorrect to hate murder.

  At the end we don't do anything else, then whistling in a dark cellar. We have to make jokes about a thing, that make us afraid. And believe me, I like to shoot these little dirty bastards right in the middle of their face; smiling - smiling.
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  Pleasuredome

  you could add...

  you're approached to be trained by the CIA, do you:

  1. accept?
  2. accept?
  3. accept on the condition that you'll be guaranteed to be mind controlled?
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  Flash

  Let's have a coffee. If it is politically incorrect to hate terrorists, then it will be even politically incorrect to hate murder.

  Hate catagories are a funny thing...None of us are HERE because we LOVE the WTS!