wouldn't it be awesome if...

by dh 3 Replies latest jw friends

  • dh
    dh

    wouldn't it be awesome if...

    bathwater was mixed with detol, straight from the taps and people were forced to bathe in it.

    you could clean kitchens and bathrooms with a hosepipe

    clothes always stayed clean

    it was a criminal offence to stink

    ...yes all of these things would be awesome.

    what about if every program openned as fast as notepad!

    is there anything you think would be particularly awesome?

    like...

    waterproof paper?

    pens that never run out

    unbreakable elastic bands

    sandwiches that are impervious to fruit juice.

    ???

    inquiring sock puppet wants to know.

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex

    Eating pizza was good for you

    Veggies tasted like chocolate

    Sitting on your butt watching sports toned muscles

    Working out was as much fun as sex

  • seeitallclearlynow
    seeitallclearlynow

    Wouldn't it be awesome if your hair would just fall into place, not flat, not crooked, without all the work??

    Wouldn't it be awesome if shoes felt as good as they looked?

    Wouldn't it be awesome if the great Italian leather shoes cost the same as the "others"?

    Wouldn't it be awesome if there was never another traffic jam on a blistering hot summer day?

    Wouldn't it be awesome if everywhere, everyone had beautiful clear blue skies and turquoise waters and balmy weather?

    Wouldn't it be awesome if rugs didn't seem to just curl up on their own?

    Wouldn't it be awesome to have some of the Jetsons' space-aged conveniences?

  • got my forty homey?
    got my forty homey?

    It would be awesome if you can reinstated without attedning meetings for a year and then WRITING a letter of reinstatement.

    I would have been reinstated 14 years ago!

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