by ball. 6 Replies latest jw friends
This is the closest thing to crazy I have ever been
Feeling twenty-two, selling magazines,
This is the nearest thing to crazy I have ever known,
I was never crazy on my own.
And now I know that there's a link between the two,
Being close to craziness and being a JW.
come on some one else post a verse and change it.
This is the closest I have ever been to Crazy, hes wild and from hayfever, pollen, sneezy, he sneezes, he sneezes.
This is the closet that was Crazy, the Witness, a witless, some britness
What a ruddy load of friggin crap!!
No sorry Ball, count me out, this is on my part bolloccks, fcuking crap, can't do it.
Celty
This is the closest thing to crazy I have ever been
Reading magazines with no centrefold in between
Sayin “Deaden therefore your body members” like yeah, in their dreams!
This magazine is the nearest thing to crazy I have ever seen
Ok, yours was better
Brummie
As I was sitting on the "Throne",
I recalled some images I once had known.
Watchtowers, Awakes, and books galore,
Offering them to people at every door.
Then it hit me, I was in a rut,
If I still had some of that Literature,
I could wipe my Butt!!!
Showing my age..........changing the words to Frankie Valley and the Four Seasons song........WALK LIKE A MAN
Knock like a man....as loud as you can
Knock like a man my so o o on
Don't worry now ...they'll only scream and howl
Just knock like a man and ru u u un
HD
oh, that was excellent, all of you.
the closest i've ever been to the truth, was standing between two mirrors.
the closest i've ever been to forever, was trying to see the end.
the simplicity is beyond compare, when into a reflections reflection you stare.
look, and look deep and see what you see, the horror is that you're not even there.
