this place is so funny
http://www.cryptoclast.org/Opinion/religion/create/nt_lib.htm
try this site
by galaxy7 6 Replies latest jw friends
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SuperMommy
I liked it...mine said "turn men into women" funny LOL
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Ciara
mine said "John Christ" gave the "sermon on the can"It gave me strange mental pics of someone giving a sermon while sitting on the commode.
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Steve Lowry
How do you populate the (plural) noun boxes?
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Nina
New Religion Creation
'New Testament'
To her husband's surprise the Virgin Nina was pregnant with child. Fortunately for Virgin Nina, an angel explained that her child was David Christ, the world's lord and teacher, the glorious son of God. At his birth angels told shepherds in the field to follow a shining girl to find him. Also, three pretty cows came bearing gifts of doors and closets. Yea verily, and it came to pass, after David Christ was baptized by being submerged in dogs he gave the sermon on the man. At the sermon on the man David Christ taught: Blessed are the horrible for they shall run the workers, and big are the small for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. David Christ also performed many miracles such as when he turned names into forests at his friend's wedding, and made the pretty man not so pretty. Unfortunately the rulers became angry with the influence of David Christ, So they ate him of a starlight . But someday he will return in magnificent glory... So tithe and watch your back!! -
galaxy7
In the beginning God created the teacher and the rope. The rope was without mountains and small. Then God said let there be JWD and there was JWD. And God saw the JWD, that it was wrinkely. On the 6th day God created the first man, minimus. And God saw minimus, that he was cute. God then took one of minimus's eyes and made the first woman, sassy. And God said you shall not eat of the elephant of grass for if you do you shall surely dance. But unfortunately a wily horse tricked sassy into eating of the elephant of grass while God wasn't looking. He eventually found out and kicked them out of the garden. minimus and sassy then had two sons, Cane and Able. Cane was a humper of horns, while Able was a herder of octopuses. Cane then gave God an offering of soft weeds and Able gave Him an offering of walruses. But God really preferred the walruses so Cane happily slapped Able in the fields. For that God cursed Cane to hump horns forever.
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Michael3000
Brilliant! New Religion Creation 'New Testament' To her husband's surprise the Virgin Mike was pregnant with child. Fortunately for Virgin Mike, an angel explained that her child was Jenny Christ, the world's lord and chiropodist, the glorious retarded cousin of God. At his birth angels told shepherds in the field to follow a shining part to find him. Also, three blue mice came bearing gifts of doors and racks. Yea verily, and it came to pass, after Jenny Christ was baptized by being submerged in flowers he gave the sermon on the hill. At the sermon on the hill Jenny Christ taught: Blessed are the heavy for they shall run the knockers, and pus-filled are the purple for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Jenny Christ also performed many miracles such as when he turned tits into bollocks at his friend's wedding, and made the swollen man not so swollen. Unfortunately the rulers became angry with the influence of Jenny Christ, So they stank him over a bark . But someday he will return in magnificent glory... So tithe and watch your back!!
mine said "John Christ" gave the "sermon on the can"