I am extending an invitation for people to join the ranks of the legions of unsaved people. I will be baptizing people as jehovah's witnesses.
If they believe the following at http://www.watchtower.org/library/jt/article_03.htm
No obligation except yearly passing the eucharist to the .13% minority of the born again christians in our ranks. You can enjoy the full benefits of a international theocratic movement including potental postapocalyptic world domination.