Take the Watchtower to Court!

by weasel 4 Replies latest jw friends

  • weasel
    weasel

    IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE SIXTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR KINGS COUNTY,

    BROOKLYN, NEW YORK.

    IN RE: DAMAGES SUFFERED BY THE ?COURSE OF ACTION? OF THE DEFENDANT/.

    John and/or Jane Dubnomore , PRO SE

    PLAINTIFF/

    and Case No: 1914-1925-1975-ETC

    The Watchtower Bible and Tract Society 25 Columbia Heights
    Brooklyn, New York 11201-2483
    DEFENDANT/

    ___________________________________/

    COMES NOW THE PLAINTIFF and hereby COMMANDS that you appear before the Honorable Judge Joseph R. Neveradub on Nissan 14, 2005. YOU ARE BEING SUED pursuant to New York CASE LAW and according to KINGS COUNTY RULES OFCIVIL PROCEDURE, #DUB-1799.1864.1918 for the following reasons:

      1. PLAINTIFF/ was deceived and beguiled by the DEFENDANT/ by not providing the PLAINTIFF/ with ?Life everlasting on a Paradise Earth? as promised by the DEFENDANT/.

      2. PLAINTIFF/ has lost 4 family members due to the ?Shunning Techniques? of the DEFENDANT/.

      3. PLAINTIFF/ has given ?Kingdom Contributions? for over 20 years and has a need for re-imbursement of those funds. A schedule is attached hereto and made a part thereof marked ?Exhibit A?.

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    Any one want to carry on?

    I HEREBY CERTIFY that a copy of the foregoing has been furnished by U.S. Mail on this __23rd____ day of Nissan, 2004 to The Watchtower Bible and Tract Society, 25 Columbia Heights Brooklyn, New York 11201-2483

    _______________________________________

    John and/or Jane Dubnomore ,

    jef

    16014 Main Street

    Nowhere, USA 55555

    Weasel

  • kls
    kls

    Weasel, if only it could be so easy.

  • weasel
    weasel

    I know kls, just a parody. LOL

    Weasel

  • Undaunted Danny
    Undaunted Danny

    $uing is better than stewing!

    Danny sez: Show Me The Money

  • weasel
    weasel

    LOL Danny!!!

    Weasel

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