| HAZARDOUS MATERIALS DATA SHEET | |||||||||
| ELEMENT | WOMAN | ||||||||
| DISCOVERER | ADAM | ||||||||
| ATOMIC MASS | Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg | ||||||||
| PHYSICAL PROPERTIES | |||||||||
| 1 | Body surfaces normally covered with thin film of powder and paint | ||||||||
| 2 | Boils at absolutely nothing - freezes for no apparent reason | ||||||||
| 3 | Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore. | ||||||||
| CHEMICAL PROPERTIES | |||||||||
| 1 | Reacts well to gold, platinum and all precious stones. | ||||||||
| 2 | Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning. | ||||||||
| 3 | The most powerful money reducing agent known to man. | ||||||||
| COMMON USE | |||||||||
| 1 | Highly ornamental especially in sports cars. | ||||||||
| 2 | Can greatly aid relaxation. | ||||||||
| 3 | Can be very effective cleaning agent. | ||||||||
| Hazards | |||||||||
| 1 | Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen. | ||||||||
| 2 | Possession of more than one possible but specimens must never make eye contact. | ||||||||
Hazardous Material
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