by Pleasuredome 6 Replies latest jw friends
dont you hate it when you hear a song and you cant quite work out the lyrics, and so you put your own words in instead? some people have hung onto their own words for years only to embarrass themselves at some party or other.
here's an example of wrong lyrics that i cant get out of my head:
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go-
Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard for me,for me,for me-
(should be put aside for me)
anyone else got any funny examples?
Starship "We Built This City" / "We built this city on the wrong damn road" Knack "My Sharona" / "Mice Aroma" U2 "Electrical Storm" / "Electric Mustard" Deep Purple "Smoke on the Water" / "Slow talkin' Walter, the fire engine guy" Beatles "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" / "The girl with colitis goes by" Police "Message In A Bottle" / "I'll send an SOS to a squirrel" Police "Spirits in the Material World" / "Aspirins into my cereal bowl" Elton John "Tiny Dancer" / "Hold me closer, Tony Danza" Paul Young "Everytime You Go Away" / "Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you" Beach Boys "California Girls" / "I dig a french bikini on a wild albatross" Creedence Clearwater Revival "Bad Moon Rising" / "There's a bathroom on the right" Wham! "Careless Whisper" / "Gimped-up feet ain't got no rhythm" Bachman Turner Overdrive "Takin' Care of Business" / "Baking carrot biscuits" Temptations "Papa Was a Rolling Stone" / "And when he died, all he left us was a lawn" Merrilee Rush "Angel of the Morning" / "Just cross my feet before you leave me" Jimi Hendrix "Purple Haze" / "Excuse me while I kiss this guy" Bee Gees "More Than A Woman" / "Bald-headed woman" Bob Seger "Night Moves" / "Working on a knife wound" John Travolta "You're the One That I Want" / "I got shoes, they're made of plywood" Beach Boys "Good Vibrations" / "Good, good, good, goodbye raisins" Bruce Springsteen "Hungry Heart" / "Everybody's got a hungry horse"
Simon and Garfunkle/Ceceilia/"I fell on the floor and I liked it"
Avril LaVergne/Complicated/"Why d'ya have to and be so constipated"
Crosby Stills Nash and Young/Woodstock/"We are starbucks. we are roman"
The Knack/Shirona/"My Sca-ro-tum"
Stone Temple Pilots/Plush/"I feel it when the dogs begin to snare her"
Michael Jackson/Billie Jean/"The chair is not my son"
What about,
Manfred mann's earth band
Blinded by the light,
Revved up like a deuce,
Another runner in the night
I always thought it said, "Blinded by the light, Dressed up like a deuce, I roller in the night"...
Will
william, it was really nothing - the smiths
oh! would you like to marry me? and do you like the buggering?
actual lyrics: oh! would you like to marry me? and if you like you can buy the ring
I always thought it said, "Blinded by the light, Dressed up like a deuce, I roller in the night"...
I thought it said, "Wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night"
I knew it couldn't be that word, but I never what was really said.
Peter Gabrials 'She's soooo popular"
The way he sings it I thought it said:
"She's soooo fxcked ina head"
'How can they say that on the radio?', I wondered
I think I should have my hearing checked
