I felt like creating another song parody and I was casting around looking for the right song to pick. At first I thought of The Brady Bunch, but nothing seemed to fit just right ("Here's a story of a man named Chuckie..") or ("Here's a story of a lovely culty..."). I dunno, at every turn I wound up getting to the blood issue or child molestation and it became less funny.
So I stumbled onto the Adams Family lyrics (which are very simple), and was stunned to see that I didn't have to change a thing! Really, all I did was change the line "The Adams Family" to what you see below. Every other word is original. It's eerily funny to see how well it fits...
They're creepy and they're kooky
Mysterious and spooky
They're altogether ooky
The Governing Body
Their house is a museum
Where people come to see 'em
They really are a scre-am
The Governing Body