# Saturday's Quote of the Day

by codeblue 2 Replies latest social entertainment

• ##### codeblue

Your living is determined not so much by what life brings to you as by the attitude you bring to life.

Codeblue

• ##### one_ugly_time

A little something along those lines that I received the other day --

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented
as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K =
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E =
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E =
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T =
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a\$\$ kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G =
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that while hard work and knowledge will get you close, and, Attitude will get you there,

B*llshit and A\$\$ kissing will put you over the top.

ugly

• ##### Sargon

Codeblue,

That quote is a variation on JFK's 'Ask not what your country can do for you...' speech. Always good words to live by.