The GB's "shelved ideas", what happens next??

by DATA-DOG 6 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

    Someone mentioned that the 144,000 club has the uber-faithful in a tizzy! When will the GT start?! When will we run to the nearest Eldub's basement for shelter?! When will the GB get....raptured?!? 

    Yes, raptured... LOL! When GB Snore Mcbore, Hale Bopper, Tomo Tightpants, Token Blackman, Bullet Head, Dopey VonSpecs, and Dough Boy die of natural causes, what will JESUS "evidently" mean?!?!? 

    What nu-light, explaining why they died ( except Sanderson perhaps) without the GT starting, will be released by Jeehoobie or Jesus?! What will they do to explain either:

    1) Why the GB helpers have taken over. 

    2) Why the GBHs have become "anointed" all of a sudden?

    3) Why no GT/Armageddon?!? 


    DD

  • Crazyguy
    Crazyguy
    Old GB members die and new ones are appointed, when Sanderson was appointed all people did was make comments about how young he was. Then they quickly move on and forget what the bible says or maybe they never knew, that those who would judge would first have to die as a martyr for Christ. 
  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    Data-Dog - "When will the GB get....raptured?!? Yes, raptured... LOL!"

    They actually used that word?

  • a watcher
    a watcher

    Vidiot, no, the GB didn't say "raptured".

    They said the remnant will go to heaven before Armageddon. They didn't say how.

  • Londo111
    Londo111

    A UFO following a comet, maybe?


  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

    They won't use the term "rapture" because it sounds "false religious."

    Their latest idea about the GT is that they ( GB and other pesky "professed anointed" who are still alive out the outbreak of the GT) will be transferred to heaven. So.....if that's NOT being raptured...😕

    Intrinsically linked to that "idea" is the "overlapping generation" idea. basically, the GB who are alive today expect the END in their lifetime. As a matter of fact, it has been said that if you do not believe the END will come in YOUR lifetime, you have been affected by "Satanic" propaganda. 

    So what happens during the next decade after Jesus' glorious 100th anniversary? What will Jesus have "evidently" meant as the current GB die off with no sign of the GT or a "rapture"?? 

    Let's say something bad happens, like China invading the U.S., or a HUGE terrorist event. The GB say the GT has started. Or all hell breaks loose and the ORG is exposed in the media, and the GB call it the GT. Well, now they are screwed. Do they run away and hide at Warwick in the bomb shelter?! Do they leak reports to JWs hiding in basements, telling them the GB have been taken up?? LOL!!!! 

    The whole scheme depends on the end NEVER coming, but being eternally over the next hill, around the next corner. Adventism depends upon the future coming of Christ, and JWism is just a wacky offshoot of Adventism. 

    So, what could they possibly come up with in the future to placate the sheeple? More mainstreaming after the old guard dies off? Authoritarian regimes don't last. Will they learn a lesson from all their legal troubles and past mistakes? Will they continue the cuddly old Granpa technique, or have the "STFU and be blessed." 2020 Regional Convention??

    DD

  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

    Awatcher, 

    How the hell do you think they would get to heaven? A friggin spaceship? They are alive on earth, then gone to heaven without being killed by humans or "natural causes", that's the rapture dude...😇


    DD

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