*******APOSTATE UPDATE*******
New License Plate seen in Brooklyn: APOST8
PRINCE IN THE WATCHTOWER KINGDOM
The Watchtower which is the mother organization of what are commonly referred to as Jehovah's Witnesses wants Prince for his lyrical abilities says long time Watchtower door knocker Willie Awake.
"He's going to write a new Kingdom Melodies songbook that will just rock da house!"
He (Prince) reportedly will remaster and play such hits as:
"This year I'm going to pioneer like it's 1975!"
"All aboard the Watchtower!"
and the ever popular:
"When Dubs Cry"
When questioned about the dark sexual content of his previous lyrics Willie Awake replied,
"Hey man...you know Greenleese and Chitty spanked the *&^%$# why can't Prince?"
Speculation of Prince headlining at District Conventions has not been confirmed or denied.
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