Young, eager writer happy to help dupe masses and promote Satanic New World Order. In return, seeks compensation in the form of carnal satisfaction, narcotics, and a concealed carry permit with a License to Kill. Also, a pony, magical, red, with gold mane and hooves, named Brush, for riding and ribbon-plaiting purposes. Entertaining offers from all 13 families, so please include salary advance for consideration. Can romanticize the hopeless struggle and defiance of YHWH and create a cultic subclass upon demand.
CZAR of the "just paged through some conspiracy websites" klass