Scrape away the dross, and what are you left with?

by biblexaminer 1 Replies latest jw friends

  • biblexaminer
    biblexaminer

    Any of us here who were JWs know the real position of the WTS and that it's not one of benovolance toward any other religious denomnations, governments, etc.

    The question is, if you were to take the sum total of the WTS's teachings for the last 100 years, and scrape away the fluff, smoke and mirrors, and have in your hand just the boiled down syrup, what would it look like?

    And, if you were to take this "syrup" and smear it where everybody could get a taste, would they be "appreciative" of the "fine provisions" from the "channel of God"???

    And, if the Circuit Overseer knew that the publishers in "the pews" were getting a taste of this yummy "syrup" from others who had already enjoyed the priviledge of assimilating some residue from the boiled down WTS teachings "syrup", what would he do?

    And, after the CO did his darndest to deal with this syrup, and rather unsuccessfully so, what would he do to compensate for the paranoia he induced in his mis-directed efforts to keep this "plague" from spreading.

    And, how far would the Watchtower run with their precious "district convention" in their misguided effort to quell the uproar generated by those who had sipped the nasty "syrup" of boiled down sewage generated by the Watchtower Fable and Crap Society for a century?

    And last but not least, how hard would the "syrup" farmer laugh, how intense would his belly laugh be, how many tears of joy would he shed as he was bent double from laughter, as he meditated on the succesfull tapping and boiling?

    Can you answer?

  • slipnslidemaster
    slipnslidemaster

    huh?

    Dross, syrup???

    Slipnslidemaster: Doin' the humpty hump...just doin' the humpty hump...

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