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by Tallon 14 Replies latest social humour

  • Tallon
    Tallon

    "My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit."

    Over to you ...

  • compound complex
    compound complex

    Safeway's the store you should shop. It's where the values are the top. Low, low prices, top quality. Shop at Safeway -- you will see!

    -- '60s advertisement

  • stan livedeath
    stan livedeath

    My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit."

    Over to you ...


    james bond ( sean connery ) in goldfinger ----talking to shirley eaton.

  • Tallon
    Tallon

    @ stan livedeath ...... Correct

  • Tallon
    Tallon

    'That waiter sure is taking his time bringing my drink'

    'Oh, I thought he was the hors d'oeuvre'

    'Really; that was damn unsporting of you old chap'

  • A Ha
    A Ha

    "The water's cold! It's shrinkage!"

  • prologos
    prologos

    let's water the lawn.

  • stuckinarut2
    stuckinarut2

    "I simply adore your outfit! I have the same one myself!"

  • compound complex
    compound complex

    Sorry, Tallon -- I misunderstood!

    You did not request a jingle . . .

  • scratchme1010
    scratchme1010

    "And so like, she was like OMG!, and then like I told her, and then she was like, no way!"

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