Matthew 5:37.. "Yes men yes........
The wife told me "NO Valentine's gifts this year, too many holidays". So what do I do, no gift for her but after I went for my walk guess what, a box of See's candies and a beautiful card. Now I feel like a ass. I figured since she is not a JW and the scripture doesn't apply to her "let your yes mean yes and your no mean no anything more then this comes from the evil one". No way she is a evil and when she leave today I must get her some flowers. Happy Valentine's Day!!!!!
Shops all closed? Too late to order flowers? No problem! Just give your wife the longest and best oral sex of her life!!!! She'll luv you forever.
If it's gotta be flowers, pick them from the garden and make an effort to wrap them beautifully. Hand write a card or print it from the internet.
@James Mixon Face the music, brother. Nothing a woman says actually means what she says:
I didn't get her flowers, I got her a big white teddy bear. (WingCommander)..I'am 71 what's oral sex? (Listener)..I purchase a music card with a dog dancing and singing I'am to sexy...(Wake Me Up before you) the store was fill with guys buying that last minute gift.LOL.. The instagram was right on.