Nowadays, most congregations would love some extra help to cover their territories and someone who actually shows up for Theocratic Ministry School assignments. Our 2003 brother and sister multifunction robots fit the bill quite nicely, thanks.
? Don't want to get out of bed on Saturday morning to go door to door? Click your remote and send your Brother Robot to do the knocking for you. His Robot's voice circuitry can deliver your presentation, and his on-board video camera gives you a nice close-up view of any hot female householders, who can hop onto his platform and be delivered to you in the bedroom .
? Need some help getting the Kingdom Hall cleaned? Sister Robot is happy to help.
? Need to leave a lasting impression on your unruly kids? Tell it to Sister Robot, and she'll chase them down and use the built in stun gun feature to calm them down.
FEATURES
? Designed and built at Watchtower International Robotics.
? The most advanced adult-size theocratic remote-controlled robots out there.
? Both have on-board computers for user-friendly functionality for the more dim witted in your congregations.
? In fact, Brother Robot is designed to respond empathetically to us humans because of reading the Watchtower daily.
? When their power lights signal you, just plug them into any outlet to juice them up to full speed.
? Our life-size Robots stand nearly six feet tall and are made out of solid steel to handle abuse in the field ministry or from your spouse.
? Our exclusive package includes much more, like preprogrammed massages and sequences of hot dance floor steps, and training for the humans.
For more information, and to order, please call 1-877-WER-BORG
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His & Her Robots
P.S. These are actually real robots. I perverted a catalog entry from Neiman Marcus Online. You can see and purchase the robots at this link: http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/sitelets/christmasbook2003/F4O2048.htm Skipper | |||||