Imagine a large open field filled with old dudes wearing headphones attached to metal detectors searching for
anything of value in the middle of nowhere . . . Imagine these old dudes are THE GOVERNING BODY of Jehovah's Witnesses . . .
One them gets a "bloop" or "bleep" signal
and an alarm cry goes up!
"HERE IT IS! HERE IT IS! NEW LIGHT! NEW LIGHT!"
A phone call is placed to Bethel Headquarters the Duh! Department gets writers going crafting a TRUTH for immediate release!
Bulletin: 1878 is the rapture! Bulletin: 1925 is the resurrection!
Bulletin: 1914 is Armageddon! Bulletin: Romans 13 is the opposite to what it says
Bulletin: 1975 is the End of 6,000 years of human existence!
But wait!
Stop the presses!
The old dude in the bermuda shorts wearing black socks with dress shoes has bent over and dug up something and examined it . . .
Ulp! Turns out, what it really has been discovered is trash, junk---oops! We mean OLD LIGHT!
HEY--WHAT'S GOING ON?
"Jehovah is the Grand identifier of his true messengers. He identifies them by making the messages he delivers through them come true. Jehovah is also the Great Exposer of false messengers." Watchtower 1997 May 1 p.8