My church will set you free. Our special for tonight, two for one adultery. If you are in a sinful relationship but you got your eye on someone else, you can be forgiven for both for only $99.95. Even less is our frequent sin plan you save $5.00 per sin and your 10th sin is free. We also have a blue light special tonight, our feature sin is bigamy but we will go even further all sins that start with a "B" can be forgiven for only $29.95..
The old comedy show "living Color". Now this is a church I might be interested in..