When GOD Made Moms
> > >
> > > By the time the Lord made mothers, he was into his sixth day of
working
> > > overtime. An Angel appeared and said Why
> > > are you spending so much time on this one?
> > >
> > > And the Lord answered and said, Have you seen the spec sheet on her?
> > >
> > > She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have 200 movable
> > parts,
> > > all replaceable, run on black coffee and leftovers, have a lap that
can
> > hold
> > > three children at one time and that disappears when she stands up,
have
> a
> > > kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart,
and
> > have
> > > six pairs of hands.
> > >
> > > The Angel was astounded at the requirements for this one. Six pairs
of
> > hands
> > > No Way, said the Angel. The Lord replied, Oh, its not the hands that
> are
> > the
> > > problem. Its the three pairs of eyes that mothers must have And
that's
> > just
> > > on the standard model?, the Angel asked.
> > >
> > > The Lord nodded in agreement, Yep, one pair of eyes are to see
through
> > the
> > > closed door as she asks her children what they are doing, even though
> she
> > > already knows. Another pair in the back of her head are to see what
she
> > > needs to know even though no one thinks she can. And the third pair
are
> > here
> > > in the front of her head. They are for looking at an errant child and
> > saying
> > > that she understands and loves him or her without even saying a
single
> > word.
> > >
> > > The Angel tried to stop the Lord. This is too much work for one day.
> > Wait
> > > until tomorrow to finish. But I
> > > can't, the Lord protested, I am so close to finishing this creation
> that
> > is
> > > so close to my own heart.
> > >
> > > She already heals herself when she is sick AND can feed a family of
six
> > on a
> > > pound of hamburger and can get a nine year old to stand in the shower
> > >
> > > The Angel moved closer and touched the woman. But you have made her
so
> > > soft, Lord
> > >
> > > She is soft, the Lord agreed, but I have also made her tough. You
have
> no
> > > idea what she can endure or accomplish.
> > >
> > > Will she be able to think?, asked the Angel. The Lord replied, Not
only
> > will
> > > she be able to think, she will be able to reason, and negotiate
> > >
> > > The Angel then noticed something and reached out and touched the
> woman's
> > > cheek. Oops, it looks like you have a leak with this model. I told
you
> > that
> > > you were trying to put too much into this one
> > >
> > > That's not a leak, the Lord objected, That's a tear. What's the tear
> > for?,
> > > the Angel asked. The Lord said, The tear is
> > > her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her disappointment, her
> pain,
> > her
> > > loneliness, her grief, and her pride.
> > > The Angel was impressed. You are a genius, Lord. You thought of
> > everything.
> > > WOMEN are truly amazing
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Cheers, Bliss