Ending a shopping run I went into the local gun shop to buy some rim-fire cartridges. My wife had finished her nearby shopping and came in to me.
"Can i help you?" polite assistant who had not met her before.
"Im with him" grumped the reply.
But its Friday and tomorrow she goes to the kh and will no doubt be fronted about my absence. So Fridays always feature SOL..Ah such happy people.. not.
Then out to the car and she mutters some thing about (the gun shop being) "....Satans temple.."
supportive comments welcome.