Never was so much (divine female flesh) ogled by so few (i.e. just me) for so long (about 1.5 hours)!!!
Goodness! I'm definitely going to become more involved with the fashion world. There are lots of reasons, not the least of them being:
1. The ladies. 'Nuff said. I was starting to develop a carpet rash on the bottom of my tongue towards the end of the night, if you must know...
2. The competition. In a nutshell, there is none. About 90% of the other men at the show were not exactly as interested in the ladies as I was, to put it mildly, LOL!
3. The parties. Damn, those fashion people sure know how to party!
One of the humorous highlights of the evening was when one of the models walked out onto the catwalk wearing a hat that was so tall it fell off when it bumped into a light fixture. I actually did feel sorry for her, but the designer really shouldn't have given that hat to a girl who was almost 2 meters tall to start with!
It's certainly been an eye-opener, I must say. I've never been to one before (religiously watching Fashion TV every night doesn't count, I'm afraid), so when a friend invited me, I was nervous, but I did really enjoy it. Bit of a frenzy backstage before the show started, too. Next time I'll spike the coffee with some ground-up sleeping tablets to calm everybody down first!
In other news, the Dubs who visited my home a couple of months ago have now had the little "SCARED OFF" tickbox coloured in on the clipboard behind my door. Just kidding! I really don't keep tabs on my Dub encounters. I'm no Dubologist. Hell, I'm not even a Corridor Cutie enthusiast (well, not since I stopped going to Conventions...I sure as hell am not visiting a Convention just to ogle conservative, unfulfilled Dub women). That sort of thing is probably a sign of obsessive behaviour. That, and clocking up what is becoming increasingly likely to be 5000 posts on an exJW discussion board. Did I tell you that I'm completely over my Dub obsession?
Anyway, just wanted to say hello...I've been under the radar for a while now...but I'm still here...watching and learning...hope y'all are doing well!
Regards,
[SYN], Newborn Fashionista Class.