The year is 2040...

by BourneIdentity 6 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • BourneIdentity

    Many world leaders have proclaimed peace and security, yet no end occurred. Everyone assumes it’s not the “big one” yet that will set off the annihilation of billions.

    The current Governing Body are made up of all JWs that are not anointed, the anointed ones have all passed away and are awaiting Jehovah’s command to kill all the non JWs in Armageddon.

    Brothers are still giving talks and saying the end is imminent. We are just nano seconds from it occurring, so raise your heads erect, your deliverance is at hand!

    There is a massive exodus among the ranks. They always believed Jesus selected the faithful and discreet slave and they would remain through the conclusion of the system of things. Yet they all are dead and now the ones they are to be obedient to are not the FDS. Why haven’t other anointed people in other countries been recruited to come make up the new Governing Body? Why have all the previous GB Helpers been promoted to a job that Jesus didn’t assign to them?

    For the loyal JWs that remain, they are very truly living in a spiritual paradise. Watchtower has been producing high quality videos now for 14 years since the media center opened in 2026. Some famous former worldly actors have joined the ranks of the JWs and are helping contribute to making videos. Big names such as Macaulay Culkin converted and didn’t we all enjoy his 2038 Moses flick? Movie studio tours have been a hit and JWs even get to meet some of their favorite actors and actresses. Not to worry, the actors have undergone much counsel to stay humble through all the adoration from their fans. There could not be more clear evidence that the Organization is being blessed by Jehovah.

  • waton

    B: like your predecessors, the bible writers, you are skilled in writing fiction.

    have the characters you depict considerate, that "whenever" means "every time" ? and why give up in 2040?

    Archive videos of the David Splane's "chart" presentation assures us, that the show will go on to 2075.

    do the math.

  • Anna Marina
    Anna Marina

    Bourne - would they call the year 2040?

    (Daniel 7:25) . . .And he will speak even words against the Most High, and he will harass continually the holy ones themselves of the Supreme One. And he will intend to change times and law, and they will be given into his hand for a time, and times and half a time. . .

    They could make it -3 and call that 9k5.035z FM. All they have to do is own a big enough platform and shut up any objectors.

  • Achille
  • stan livedeath
    stan livedeath

    Idont think the annointed will have died off and gone to 2040 there are more than half a million partakers in Nigeria alone.

  • millie210

    Great writing Bourne!

    To me, it sounds a lot like the economy version of Scientology

  • mickbobcat

    I am sure that the GB are all considered anointed.

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