My dog and other pets do their "business" and run away and are happy.
Man does not have that luxury.
Any thoughts on why animals were created with the "poop and go" capacity while man has to go through more steps? Was this perhaps an additional issue that God added on when Adam and Eve sinned (such as Eve having significant more birth pains)? Could Adam and Eve originally have had a poop and go ability and then, after sinning, had some slight physical adjustment so they had to clean themselves with leaves or something without getting chaffed?
Just a question that I have always pondered.
Rub a Dub