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  • run dont walk
    run dont walk

    two members of the governing body decide to skip the sunday meetings to play golf,

    so 8 am off they go to the golf course, they are the only ones there, to beat the crowd.

    Jesus is watching from heaven and says "Jehovah look at this, it's Sunday and they are playing golf."

    Jehovah responds "Yes"

    Jesus says " well, don't you think they should be punished."

    Jehovah thinks about it and says okay,

    So brother 1 tees off hits the ball 400 yards bounces on the green and rolls right into the cup, hole in one.

    brother 2 tees off and hits the shot of his life over 400 yards, bounces on the green and rolls right into the cup.

    Both men are in disbelief and dancing on the course.

    Jesus is furious, I thought you were going to punish them, and what, TWO holes in one on the same hole, what's the deal ???

    Jehovah says "who can they tell."

    check out this site, entertaining .......


    I like the one,

    husband/wife driving down the road, wife says "look assembly hall of Jehovah's Witnesses"

    husband replies "so that's where they make them"

    I love that one.

    what good ones have you heard ???

  • Valis

    Knock Knock..


    District Overbeer

  • run dont walk
    run dont walk

    Jehovah's Witness Computer Viruses

    • Jehovah's Witness Virus: Keeps banging the head in your hard drive!
    • Jehovah's Witness Virus: Deletes all but 144000 select files.
    • Jehovah's Witness-Unitarian Virus: Opens up a LOT of Windows, but for no apparent reason.
  • dmouse

    Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Witnesses?


    Italians don't like ANY witnesses!

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