This was just forwarded to me.......thought it was pretty good;
>> The following is something to ponder:
>>
>> If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a
>> roof
>> overhead and a place to sleep ... you are richer than 75% of this
>>
>> world.
>>
>> If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change
>> in a
>> dish someplace ... you are among the top 8% of the world's
>> wealthy.
>>
>> If you woke up this morning with more health than illness ... you
>> are
>> more blessed than the million who will not survive this week.
>>
>> If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the
>> loneliness of
>> imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation...
>>
>> you are ahead of 500 million people in the world.
>>
>> If you can attend a church meeting without fear of harassment,
>> arrest,
>> torture, or death... you are more blessed than three billion
>> people in
>> the world.
>>
>> If your parents are still alive and still married ... you are
>> very
>> rare, even in the United States.
>>
>> If you hold up your head with a smile on your face and are truly
>> thankful...you are blessed because the majority can, but most do
>> not.
>>
>> If you can hold someone's hand, hug them or even touch them on
>> the
>> shoulder... you are blessed because you can offer healing touch.
>>
>> If you can read this message, you just received a double blessing
>> in
>> that someone was thinking of you, you are wealthy enough to have
>> an
>> internet connection and power on, and furthermore, you are more
>> blessed than over two billion people in the world that cannot
>> read at all.
>>
>> Have a good day, count your blessings, and remember how blessed
>> we
>>
>>
>> all are
Danny
This was funny;
LIFESAVERS
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first
graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same
kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by
color and flavor. The children began to say:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
" ........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them
for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit
her's out and yelled:
Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"