An email from God. What did it say????????...............JOKE

BLISSISIGNORANCE

>One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the inappropriate
>behaviour that was going on.
>
>He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. When the
>angel returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are
>misbehaving and
5%
>are not."
>
>God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a
>second angel to get another opinion." So God called another angel and
>sent him to Earth for a time.
>
>When that angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The
>Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving and 5% are being good."
>
>God was not pleased.
>
>So while he was debating what to do about the 95%, He decided to E-mail
the
>5% that were good to encourage them -- give them a little something to
help
>them keep going.
>
>Do you know what that E-mail said?
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>No?
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>I didn't get one either.
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LittleToe

I'd tell you what it said, but then I'd have to kill you - the email said so...

... darn, I let slip - where's that long, two-edged sword?

BLISSISIGNORANCE

LOL@littletoe

Simon

He's using email now?

Why do I still have the voices in my head then? "kill, kill, kill ..."

Elsewhere

Why do I still have the voices in my head then? "kill, kill, kill ..."

That's odd... the voices in my head keep telling me to make Poached Eggs.

BLISSISIGNORANCE

Why do I still have the voices in my head then? "kill, kill, kill ..."

the voices in my head keep telling me to make Poached Eggs.

"MEDICATION TIME"

Hamas

LOL

Well if God is 'all knowing' as people say, why does he keep spamming me with 'increase your penis size' e mails ?

Surely he would know that I didn't need this kind of treatment ???!??!

berylblue

Well if God is 'all knowing' as people say, why does he keep spamming me with 'increase your penis size' e mails ?
Surely he would know that I didn't need this kind of treatment ???!??!

LMAO at Hamas.

Yes, this surely proves there is no omniscient god. I get these penis-enlarging emails as well.

Unless, of course, they are meant for Tim.

Rosemarie

(Sorry, honey, I didn't mean that.)

dmouse

From: [email protected] (Paul, A Servant Of Jesus Christ)
To: [email protected]
CC: [email protected] (Judaea Online)
Attachments: none
Subject: general teaching
Also posted to Usenet newsgroup alt.religion.heresy

Even using my off-line mail reader (Papyrus 6.2) the on-line and disk
space charges on my local dial-up Internet provider are outlandish,
so I'll have to keep this short. :)
IMHO, the wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the
godlessness of men. }:>
U, therefore, have no excuse to pass judgment. God will judge all.
BTW, Jews have no right to boast simply because of our ancestry.
Circumcision :( is meaningful only if it is inward -- otherwise,
BFD. Similarly, IBM owners have no right to boast simply because of
the customer support they receive. In Him we are neither IBM nor
Gateway, Tandy nor Compaq.
None of us is righteous. As King David wrote:

KD> There is no one righteous, not even one;
KD> There is no one who understands, no one who seeks
KD> God, no one who has not illegally copied his
KD> favorite game program for a friend.

But Abraham believed God, and so God credited it to him as *virtual*
righteousness.
But does this mean we should sin all we want? No way!
We must live through the spirit. The law kills O-|-< but the spirit
gives life. Offer yourselves as living sacrifices to God. Submit to
the authority of your sysop and your Usenet newsgroup moderator. Pay
for shareware if you decide to keep using it. And don't flame
somebody for making a spelling error or failing to read the FAQ list.
Nothing is unclean to God, but if something is going to cause your
fellow Christian to sin, delete it from your hard drive. Watch out
for those R- and X-rated .GIF files.
I'm hoping to visit Rome later this year; save me a space on the
couch. CUL8er. :)
XXX Papyrus 6.2 XXX Unregistered Test Drive Version XXX {RAH}

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An email from God. What did it say????????...............JOKE

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