be ****** assemblies

by road to nowhere 8 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • road to nowhere
    road to nowhere

    Someone may have already noted this. The current assemblies are Be Strong, Be Bold. How about Be Fooled, Be Misled, Be Bullied. When I first thought about this my first one was Be Wildered; followed by Be Gone. There are enough to keep things going for the rest of our lives.

  • days of future passed
    days of future passed

    Haha They also want you to be:

    Be Listening

    Be Obeying

    So you can Be Less !

  • Sea Breeze
    Sea Breeze

    Be Supportive of WT Downsizing


  • john.prestor
    john.prestor

    Beware.

  • poopsiecakes
    poopsiecakes

    Be best. ;)

  • waton
    waton

    for the older brothers, be bald.really, to be talking about fire from heaven consuming the sacrifices, and other mythological stuff to be expected in return for jw's boldness, but then really saying that your boldness will be rewarded by you being shown to have been bold. having faith ?

    Slick talk, well practised after several prior Circuit a, B, c sessions.

    Best part: song 76. love the beat

  • ZindagiNaMilegiDobaara
    ZindagiNaMilegiDobaara

    Be Overlapping

    Be Round The Corner

    Be Waiting

    Be Donating

    Be Quiet

  • smiddy3
    smiddy3

    Be vulnerable

    Be naive

    Be susceptible to BS

    Be as a child who will believe anything an Elder (parent) tells them.

    Be a victim of Faith that can lead you astray on so many levels .

    And above all

    Believe in a GOD who is going to solve all mankinds problems once and for all.

  • Ding
    Ding

    "Be Bold" reminds me of Brother Foot-in-the-door...

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