What wa Jesus????????? A good joke!

by BLISSISIGNORANCE 5 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • BLISSISIGNORANCE
    BLISSISIGNORANCE

    EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

    > >

    > > There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

    > > 1. He called everyone "brother"

    > > 2. He liked Gospel

    > > 3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

    > >

    > > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that

    > > Jesus was Jewish:

    > > 1. He went into His Father's business.

    > > 2. He lived at home until he was 33.

    > > 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his

    > > mother was sure he was God.

    > >

    > > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that

    > > Jesus was Italian:

    > > 1. He talked with his hands.

    > > 2. He had wine with every meal.

    > > 3. He used olive oil.

    > >

    > > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that

    > > Jesus was a Californian:

    > > 1. He never cut his hair.

    > > 2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

    > > 3. He started a new religion.

    > >

    > > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that

    > > Jesus was Irish:

    > > 1. He never got married.

    > > 2. He was always telling stories.

    > > 3. He loved green pastures.

    > >

    > > But the 3 most compelling pieces of evidence---that

    > > just might prove Jesus

    > > was a WOMAN are:

    > > 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there

    > > was no food.

    > > 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch

    > > of men who just didn't

    > > get it.

    > > 3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up

    > > because there was more work to

    > > do.

    > > AMEN!!!

  • gumby
    gumby

    > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that

    > > Jesus was a Californian:
    > > 1. He never cut his hair.

    > > 2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

    > > 3. He started a new religion.

    > > 4. He never had any money ( I thought I would add that one)

  • Euphemism
    Euphemism

    I've heard variations of this... reason #3 why Jesus was Irish was: "The night before he died, he went drinking with his buddies."

  • Skeptic
    Skeptic

    LOL! That is one of the best Jesus jokes I have ever heard!

  • GentlyFeral
    GentlyFeral

    Ah, but this one's my favorite.

    And Jesus said unto them, "Who do you say that I am?"

    And they replied, "You are the eschatological manifestation of the ground of our being, the kerygma in which we find the ultimate meaning of our interpersonal relationship."

    And Jesus said: "What"?

    GentlyFeral

  • SpunkyChick
    SpunkyChick

    LOL! Great funnies! Thanks!

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