EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!
> >
> > There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
> > 1. He called everyone "brother"
> > 2. He liked Gospel
> > 3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
> >
> > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
> > Jesus was Jewish:
> > 1. He went into His Father's business.
> > 2. He lived at home until he was 33.
> > 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his
> > mother was sure he was God.
> >
> > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
> > Jesus was Italian:
> > 1. He talked with his hands.
> > 2. He had wine with every meal.
> > 3. He used olive oil.
> >
> > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
> > Jesus was a Californian:
> > 1. He never cut his hair.
> > 2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
> > 3. He started a new religion.
> >
> > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
> > Jesus was Irish:
> > 1. He never got married.
> > 2. He was always telling stories.
> > 3. He loved green pastures.
> >
> > But the 3 most compelling pieces of evidence---that
> > just might prove Jesus
> > was a WOMAN are:
> > 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there
> > was no food.
> > 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch
> > of men who just didn't
> > get it.
> > 3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up
> > because there was more work to
> > do.
> > AMEN!!!
What wa Jesus????????? A good joke!
by BLISSISIGNORANCE 5 Replies latest watchtower bible
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BLISSISIGNORANCE
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gumby
> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
> > Jesus was a Californian:
> > 1. He never cut his hair.
> > 2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
> > 3. He started a new religion.
> > 4. He never had any money ( I thought I would add that one) -
Euphemism
I've heard variations of this... reason #3 why Jesus was Irish was: "The night before he died, he went drinking with his buddies."
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Skeptic
LOL! That is one of the best Jesus jokes I have ever heard!
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GentlyFeral
Ah, but this one's my favorite.
And Jesus said unto them, "Who do you say that I am?"
And they replied, "You are the eschatological manifestation of the ground of our being, the kerygma in which we find the ultimate meaning of our interpersonal relationship."
And Jesus said: "What"?
GentlyFeral
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SpunkyChick
LOL! Great funnies! Thanks!