dunno if this has been seen before...its so funny tho

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    Somewhere In *Our* Time (The ellusive dating of armageddon)

    Ocean's Eleven Twelve (GB featured as a gang of thieves)

    Liar Liar (Starring J.R. Brown)

    Cast Away (Featuring Betty Booby as the 16 year old ex-pioneer df'd for fornication)

    Fistful of Dollars (Self explanatory)

    October Sky (Featuring You Know who...)

    Beavis and Butthead Do America (A biography of two GB members who travel to various District Conventions in the USA)

    Bandits (New reality series based in the Brooklyn Heights)

    Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon (Behind the scenes look at the WTS legal dept)

    Clear and Present Danger (Documentary showing JW's the dangers of apostate websites)

    O Brother, Where Art Thou? (Following the life of a 4 year inactive witness who has never been given a shepherding visit)

    The Replacements (The never ending growth of anointed ones who partake each year)

    Led Zeppelin - The Song(s) Remains The Same (Brothers and sisters protest over the same music after 50 years)

    You've Got *certified, registered* Mail (GB member receives subpoena to appear in child molesting case...as a witness)

    Jaraczic Park

    The Hunt for YK's October

    The Fellowship of the Wrong

    The Dirty Dozen (favourite of the GB)

    RoboPublisher

    Time Bandits (a story of field service)

    Gone With the Sin ( favored by high ranking pedophiles)

    Towering Inferno ( wishful thinking by apostates)

    One Flew over the Cuckoo's nest ( Russell's life story)

    The Fast and the Furious ( favored by pioneers trying to get their time in on the last day of month)

    The Divine Secrets of the Dumb Dumb Brotherhood( GB really relate to this one)

    Anywhere but Here ( what we all thought at our last meeting we attended)

    Forever Young ( Fantasy film , all dubs believe in this one)

    The Ten Commandments Plus ( a million other little WT no no's added )

    Misery ( The life story of many witnesses)

    The Publisher Always Rings Twice

    Cadillac Man( Rutherford right?)

    Rush Hour ( another Pioneer favorite,,,,, the rush durning the LAST hour of Sept. to meet your goal)

    A Sister in a Car Named Desire ( for those lusting perv elders who put the sister with the shortest skirt in their car group)

    Another 48 Hours ( Countdown to the last 2 days of the miserable district convention)

    Someone stop me,,,,,,,,,,LOL....... I could go on and on...........good lord look what you have started hehe.

    The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly (Stars CT Russell, JF Rutherford and N Knorr)

    Paradise

    Village of the Damned (set in Patterson, NY)

    For a Few Dollars More

    Hang 'em High (a day in the life of a judicial committee)

    Duel (the moderates and the old guard in Bethel battle it out)

    SIGNS (Apostate ones, at the Conventions)

    The Meetrix (Sci-fi Dubs In Action)

    Unfaithful (Featuring the GB)

    Casadubba (Humphrey Bogart as you've never seen him before!!!)

    Raiders Of The Lost NWT (About a bunch of Writing Dept. stooges who lose an important transcript in the 70s)

    The Usual Suspects (Hint: There's 12 of them)

    12 Angry Men (LMAO!)

    Apocalypse NOW!

    Some Like It Hot (But not Jaracz, he doesn't like spicey food)

    Fight Dub (Feat. Brad Pitt as a Ministerial Servant on the "fast track" to Elderdom)

    Full Polyster Jacket (About the GB when they were in prison)

    Monsters Inc

    Gladiator (An Elder goes up against the GB)

    Die Hard (See above)

    Magnolia (A rain of demonized frogs falls on top of Brooklyn Bethel)

    Back To The Future (How The GB Surreptiously Rewrote Their Literature)

    A Streetcar Named Desire (How A Rebellious Teenager Was Transformed Into A Useful Drone For the Society)

    The Exorcist (Catholics Might Be Evil, But At Least They Get Rid Of Demons Sometimes)

    Trainspotting (Detailing The Exciting Hobbies Of Two Pioneers In Edenburgh)

    Snatch (Somebody Steals Jaracz' Bible In The Watchtower Study...Whodunnit?)

    Ghandi ("That Apostate!")

    To Be Or Not To Be (Because, When It Comes To The Governing Body, On Any Given Day Either Or Might Apply)

    Beauty And The Beast (Jaracz Tried To Seduce A Beautiful Young Pioneer)

    Moulin Rouge (Jaracz Puts On His Dancing Shoes And Does Naughty Things Inside A Giant Elephant In Paris)

    Ghost World (An Exciting Look Into The Invisible Kingdom Of Christ)

    In The Heat Of The Night (What REALLY Happens After Dark At Bethel, feat. JR Brown)

    From Here To Eternity (That's When Armageddon Will Happen)

    LMAO!

    Gone in Sixty Seconds (what happens to publishers in FS when told it's over for the day)

    Men in Black Polyester

    X-Men (Dubs in apostasy)

    Mystery Men (who DID write the NWT?)

    Best Little Warehouse in Brooklyn

    Smokey and the JC

    Every Which Way But Loose (your choices in the society)

    From Here To Eternity - How Long Should the GB be punished?

    Planet of the Rapes - A JW Pedeophile Paradise

    Bill and Ted's Big Adventure! - Bowen & Jaracz plan a trip to a Crisis Center for Rape victums

    Thelma and Louise - When the Headship Principle is Ignored

    Apocalypse Now! - Redeux and Redeux and Redeux and Redeux and Redeux and Redeux

    A Nightmare on Columbia Hgts. Street - Freddie's House of Horrors

    Airport 1975 - Can this Ship Be Saved?

    The Beverly Hills WOP - Ciro Alicino becomes a GB Member

    Dances with Wolves - Judicial Meetings For Dummies

    Last of the Borean Mohicans - Why We Shouldn't Question the WTBS

    Die Hard - Why Did Freddie Live So Damn Long?

    Die hard 2 - Why do all the GB Live so Damn Long?

    Dude Where's My Car? - Newbies Arrive For Work at Bethel

    The Demon Seed - The Life and Times of Frederick Douglas Franz

    The Time Machine - The WTBS goes back in Time to Repair failed Prophecies

    Gone With the Wind - Ted Breaks Wind when Interviewed on Stage at a Convention

    Cocoon - The GB Start A New Cult to Get Eternal Life

    Weekend at Bernies - Visiting the WTBS World Headquarters

    The Philidelphia Experiment - Russel Plays With People's Heads

    A Beautiful Mind - The Writing Committee Forgets to take Lithium

    8 Seconds (the "new light" about how much time you need to put in to be able to report it)

    Sleeping with the Enemy (the truth of what happens in JW married life)

    One Against the Wind (how we feel when hauled into a judicial committee meeting)

    The Untouchables ( the GB sinners who do Lord knows what up there and get away with it)

    Triple XXX ( what is said between the elders after sister dying of embarassments tells in graphic detail her fornication with three bull riders the day of the rodeo , Saturday, instead of being a good little sister and going in service)

    Independance Day ( the day you get d/f or d/a)

    From Hell ( The place from where the circuit overseers who think they know where you spiritual problems really lie , are from)

    Now here are some good old soap opera shows that may pertain to the JW's or the Ex JW's

    Guiding Light ( The beacon of light that draws you away from the grips of the borg)

    The Bold and the Beautiful ( All apostates who are regular fixtures on JWD)

    One Life to Live ( For all those who have no idea where they go when they die, and don't care)

    The Young and the Restless ( the JW puberty stage, when all the field service in the world doesnt calm the raging hormones)

    General Hospital ( Where many JW's go to for their every two year nervous breakdown)

    . What Lies Beneath - The GB's mid-afternoon diaper check

    2. Chariots of the Gods - Circuit Overseers Strike to Get Cadillacs like Rutherford did.

    3. The French Connection - Nathan Knorr does missionary work with Bridgett Bardeux

    4. The Way We Were - A nostalgic look at pre-internet profits

    5. The Beer Hunter - Booze Rutherford jacks a case from Fred Franz because he can.

    6. Mr. Mom - The many talents of Leo Greenlees

    7. On Golden Blond - Confessions of a District Overseer

    8. Germs of Endearment - Sequel to Confessions of a District Overseer, a lesson on VD

    9. Unforgiven - A new take on Christianity

    10. Dumb and Dumber - The Wt defends the 2 witness rule in the courts

    11. Home Alone - The society reccommends getting a snack to fight evil masturbation

    12. Good Fellas - The society disfellowships Ray Franz for saying 'fugitabouit" at a GB session

    13. Invasion of the Body Snatchers - The loving work of the Hospital Liason Committees

    14. The Postman Always Rings Twice - Secret techniques to get people to answer their door

    15. When We Were Kings - Sign above Ted Jaracz cell door.

    16. 9 1/2 Geeks - The search for the 2 1/2 missing GB members

    17. Clueless - The Society still doesn't get why they are losing money and members

    18. Legally Blond - The WTBS lawyers present a defense startegy.

    19. What Women Want - A look at the various testicles responsible for WT policy.... under a microscope.

    20. The Mummy Returns - Fred Franz returns from the dead burnt to a crisp screaming, "I didn't mean to write all that shit!"

    Pretty Baby - the story of a 13-year-old girl who was DF'd for being raped

    The Last Emperor - a biography of Milton Henschel

    Twelve Angry Men - the GB pay up for their crimes against humanity

    How to Succeed in Business without Really Trying - the GB shares its secrets with upstart cults

    Tin Men - story of JW elders and their modus operandi

    The Graduate - story of an apostate

    Endgame - the continuing saga of mind games about the end of the world

    Runaway Bride - a woman finds out on her wedding day that the groom-to-be is a JW

    A Day in the Life of Joe Publisher - the viewer will look at Ivan Denisovich in a whole new light after this one

    Hannah and Her Sisters - A JW woman leads a walkout from the Kingdom Hall

    Death of a Watchtower Salesman - A JW comes to terms with his wasted life

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