Jesus vs Satan.............a joke

by BLISSISIGNORANCE 2 Replies latest jw friends

  • BLISSISIGNORANCE
    BLISSISIGNORANCE

    Who Is Better On The Computer?

    Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was
    better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and
    God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said,
    "Cool it! I am going to set up a test that will run two hours,
    and I will judge who does the better job."

    So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They
    moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent
    faxes. They sent emails. They sent out emails with attachments.
    They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made
    cards. They did every known job. But 10 minutes before their time
    was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder
    clapped, the rain poured, and, of course, the electricity went
    off.

    Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word
    known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity
    finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their
    computers. Satan started searching frantically and screamed,
    "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went
    off!"

    Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files
    from the past two hours of diligent work. Satan observed this and
    became irate. "Wait! He cheated! How did he do it?"

    God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...... good one

  • m0nk3y
    m0nk3y

    HAHAHHA I love it!!!

    I have to get my boyfriend to read this .. he is always doing stuff on the computer and forgets to save. I just don't know when he will learn.

    But one things for sure .. Satan seems to have the same bad temper and my boy

    monk3y

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