Who Is Better On The Computer?
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was
better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and
God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said,
"Cool it! I am going to set up a test that will run two hours,
and I will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They
moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent
faxes. They sent emails. They sent out emails with attachments.
They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made
cards. They did every known job. But 10 minutes before their time
was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder
clapped, the rain poured, and, of course, the electricity went
off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word
known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity
finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their
computers. Satan started searching frantically and screamed,
"It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went
off!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files
from the past two hours of diligent work. Satan observed this and
became irate. "Wait! He cheated! How did he do it?"
God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."
Jesus vs Satan.............a joke
by BLISSISIGNORANCE 2 Replies latest jw friends
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Prisca
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...... good one
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m0nk3y
HAHAHHA I love it!!!
I have to get my boyfriend to read this .. he is always doing stuff on the computer and forgets to save. I just don't know when he will learn.
But one things for sure .. Satan seems to have the same bad temper and my boy
monk3y