Warning (mostly to criminals, of course):
If you are considering stealing identification from others to commit identity fraud, please be aware that stealing social security numbers could get you into even more hot water than you might think! A self-appointed prophet has some news for you! Social security numbers are the mark of the beast, so you might want to think twice before stealing somebody else's digits! {And for those of you that are American citizens contemplating stealing another's ss number for identity fraud- ask yourself, do you really want two marks of the beast?}
Criminal mind or not, American citizens need to be aware of the governments quiet conspiracy to doom you eternally with it's evil numerical branding! So says Christopher Holloman Hansen, founder of The First Christian Fellowship of Eternal Sovereignty.
In his thirteen Testaments of truth you'll find:
6. We Recognize as Truth that any form of numerical identification or NAME CHANGE, such as the Social Security Identification Number and/or a NEW SATANIC NAME, of individual Sovereigns or their children is a direct violation of the First, Fourth, Fifth, Ninth, Tenth, and Thirteenth Amendments to the Constitution and is, either a precursor to or in actuality, the prophesied numerical satanic "Mark of the Beast" and we reject them on both legal and religious grounds.
http://www.patriotsaints.com/Branches/Nevada/Henderson/Christopher_Hansen.htm
Now why do i care about this? Well, I don't. But I saw the article online(below) and out of curiousity I decided to google him. So it's kind of an aside, if you will. Anyway, check out the inspiration piece below. It's chock full of wacky religious hijinks (and they say mysogyny chivalry is dead!) :
Husband asks to be prosecuted for wife's crime
By Associated Press, 6/25/2003
RAVENNA, Ohio -- A husband thinks he should be prosecuted for his wife's failure to stop driving while she breastfed their baby on the Ohio Turnpike.
Catherine Nicole Donkers, 29, of suburban Pittsburgh, is to go on trial Aug. 6 on misdemeanor charges of child endangering, failure to comply with the order of a police officer and several other driving infractions.
Her husband, Brad L. Barnhill, said he wants to be tried instead, citing religious beliefs.
"I'm responsible for what she does, and no one can punish her except me," said Barnhill, 46, a minister in the First Christian Fellowship for Eternal Sovereignty, an organization founded by Christopher Hansen of Henderson, Nev., in the late 1990s.
"That's a fantasy," prosecutor Victor V. Vigluicci said Tuesday. "I've never heard such a thing."
The couple has not yet hired an attorney, according to court records.
A truck driver called 911 on May 8 to report that he had seen a woman driving her car with a baby in her lap.
Asked why his wife did not stop to nurse the child, Barnhill said she didn't want to turn "a five-hour trip to Michigan into a seven-hour trip."
A conviction for misdemeanor child endangering carries maximum penalties of six months in jail and a $1,000 fine